NEW SEGMENTS IN PRODUCTION!

BACK AT YA!

THE FATMAN IS BACK WITH A FULL PLATE OF GOODIES SO WASH IT DOWN WITH THE OLE KOOL AID MAYN!

NEW SEGMENTS:

BUTTERS OR MARGARINE

DESIGNER IMPOSTERS

JUST DON'T

SPEED METAL DATING

TUNE IN SOON!

sorry eminem!

UNC. CHAMPS. BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT. ESPN SOLD THE GAME AS THE RECESSION AKA BLUE COLLAR AKA AUTO INDUSTRY VERSUS NORTH CAROLINA IN THE NATIONAL TITLE LAST NIGHT. WHAT SHIT HEADS. THEY EVEN HAD A MINI EMINEM SUCKUMENTARY ABOUT DETROIT AND ITS ECONOMIC STRUGGLE. SHIT MAN, I WISH WE LOST LAST NIGHT CAUSE THE CRISIS WOULD HAVE ENDED WITH A BUZZER BEATER. BUT IT DIDNT. AND IT WOULD'NT OF ENDED. 80,000 GREEN MICH ST. FANS VERSUS BABY BLUE ON THE HARDWOOD LAST NIGHT. LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU KIDS-HARD WORK AND TALENT CAN OVERCOME A SEA OF INTIMIDATION...EVEN BEHIND ENEMY LINES. 

GO FUCKIN HEELS!

STREETWYLDE WELCOMES KERRI-LEE HALKETT TO THE TEAM

STREETWYLDE!! HERO'S

STREETWYLDE!! MANIFESTO

BESTOW UPON THEE A FRESHY
WHEREFORE THY EMPTY ONCE STOOD
AND ONE SHALL CHANT...

"LIFE GIVING WATER,
NECTAR OF THE GODS.
FOR THIS EVENT HORIZON I HATH LIVED FOR,
SINCE THY LAST OFFERING 5 MINUTES PAST.
THIS BLISSFULL PROCESS SHALL REPEAT
UNTIL SWEET ANGELS SING THEE TO SLEEP
IN PREPARATION
FOR THY NEXT GOLDEN DAWN"